Tiger was caught today! The animal shelter is checking to see if he has an owner
(via Seitsuki)
showing up to scream furiously at his local monster until they give him snacks and a house, what an absolute champion
(via lgbttruther)
(via 203y)
Old man insults are wild. “Slut”, “Whore”, “Dumb Bitch”….. Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord
(via headsharper)
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
fuks:
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
(via chubbycattumbling)
stop what you’re doing right now and watch a 33 year old bat get help with flying
Warming her tootsies.
me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever
he bake the beans
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